Tuesday, May 10, 2005

oh yes... TV

1. i missed desperate housewives last week. ah! what have i missed??
2. i did however see the OC and PLEASE PLEASE tell me someone else was watching for the classic spiderman-kiss moment! How hilarious was that? Emma was saying to me "Seth's gonna get hurt-he's gonna fall off that roof and be in a coma or something" and I was like "No-wait for it- there's a comedy conclusion to this- I can feel it..." (Also, are we all assuming that the exit of Lindsay on top of Marissa's progressing boredom with her live-in-lesbian-lifestyle is leading the way for another good old fashioned Marissa-Ryan Romance?)
3. has anyone else noticed that my favourite three shows are now sharing their actors?: Toby's wife (WW) is Lindsay's Mum (OC) / Rex (DH) is Jeff Haffley the House Speaker (WW) : Are these 20 odd people the only Americans who can act? Or do they have some kind of exchange scheme...

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Blogger rach said...

Ooh what happened last week....

Bree (who would name their child after a smelly cheese?) looks after Lynette's kids and spanks one of them. Feud ensues between L & B about disciplining someone else's children with lots of catty comments about Andrew and the three Scavo monsters.

Said Andrew, still in boot camp, refuses to see Bree when they visit and tells Rex that he's gay. Bree handles it predictably badly.

Carlos and Gabrielle have lots of arguments blackmailing each other until he gets her (with physical force) to sign a postnup. She goes to John's for his usual services, not knowing that Carlos has replaced her birth control pills with placebos. Cue pregnancy story in a few weeks.

Susan's mum turns up and crashes into Mike's car before announcing she's split up with her bloke and is moving in.

Err... think that's all?

May 11, 2005 at 1:40:00 AM PDT  
Blogger rach said...

Doh! I forgot the important bit.

The police interview Paul and Zach about the toy box, having found out that they bought one similar to the one that bobbed up in the lake. Zach invents a cover story, and then finds out that there was a woman "all chopped up in little bits" in the box.

Zach also has a heart to heart with Felicia Huber during which we find out that his name was originally DANA

The plot thickens!

My prediction is... Angela (MaryAlice) was a doctor in a rehab home where Felicia was a nurse. Someone had a baby (Dana) and Paul and Angela stole it and moved to Wysteria Lane, changing their names and the baby's.

The "someone" who had the baby was Deirdre and Mike. Deirdre tracked them down and came to get Zach back so Paul and MA killed her and buried her in the toybox. Mike, looking for Deirdre, is Zach's father.

May 11, 2005 at 1:43:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Kate John said...

What a great synposis! Thank you! And a seriously good prediction...that would make sense of everything i think. (I'm working on loop-holes...)

May 11, 2005 at 5:50:00 AM PDT  
Blogger rach said...

There is one loophole in my prediction...

Dana was a girl but Zach is a boy.

May 12, 2005 at 1:17:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Jude said...

Duh... Nadia!!!

May 13, 2005 at 11:44:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Liz said...

Yeah, I didn't get the whole "Dana obviously being a female name" thing, but who knows with these Americans, eh? :D

May 15, 2005 at 4:52:00 AM PDT  
Blogger rach said...

Yeah Nadia but I really don't think that's the answer in this case.

Zach is only about 18 and appears to have grown up knowing he's a boy. He believes Dana was his sister who he killed and I don't think (even in America) they do gender transplant ops on babies?

May 16, 2005 at 1:39:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Kate John said...

well if dana was deirdre and mike's baby girl, and angela and paul nicked it when zach was a kid, (so for a short time zach and dana were siblings) and then deirdre came after the baby and paul killed her and put her in the box (zach remembers seeing the blood on the kitchen floor as a kid and assumed it was dana's but it was deirdre's)- this makes MORE sense. The problem with this theory is why would angela/mary-alice and paul steal a baby when they already had a child?? What was so special about Dana??

May 16, 2005 at 5:40:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Kate John said...

...And...what HAPPENED to Dana? Paul said she's still alive didn't he? If she is Still alive then she must have left as a baby coz no-one remembers her except zach and paul so someone must have taken her. WHERE IS SHE NOW?

May 16, 2005 at 5:44:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Liz said...

But Felicia Huber TOLD Zach that he was originally named Dana.

I think we fell into the cunningly laid trap of thinking that it was a girl, cos it ends in an a...

Aaah.... *shrugs*

May 16, 2005 at 5:42:00 PM PDT  
Blogger rach said...

I think we fell into the cunningly laid trap of thinking that it was a girl, cos it ends in an a...

Maybe.... but until Felicia's revelations, Dana was always referred to as a girl, even by Paul and Zach.

I guess we still don't have quite enough info to know whether or not Zach and Dana are one or two people?

Maybe Paul is an evil scientist pioneering baby sex changes for disappointed parents?

May 17, 2005 at 1:44:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Kate John said...

well i think I'm right in thinking only Zach who doesn't have a clue referred to Dana as a girl- Paul said "Dana's still alive". Maybe, (clutching clutching...) Paul and Angela had a miscarriage but were expecting a girl (made lots of girl-baBy stuff for 'Dana') but desperate for a baby stole zach who they sometimes called dana because they were mad from grief. yeah rach you're right we should probably stop now

May 17, 2005 at 2:06:00 AM PDT  

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