Hitch

First of all. Don't. Just don't do it.
Not romantic enough to be a chickflick, not slapstick enough to be a Farrelly-brothers rip off, not self-aware enough to be the parody/pastiche to romcoms that scream was to horror, not even consistently gushy enough to be channel 5 Afternoon Movie: Hitch does not know what it is, and I don't want to know.
Abysmal.