KATE'S WEEKLY STATS

Chocolate hobnobs consumed: 20 (bad)
Parents in Africa: 1
Family-members going abroad this month: 4 (to 4 different continents!!)
Estimated hrs of TV-watching: 49 (v. bad)
No. people's poo I've had direct contact with: 3
Updated Desperate Housewives body count: 5
Miserable moods: 2
Single friends seen/spoken to: 13
Married friends seen/spoken to: 3 (i think i should point out this is above monthly average)
Calls from agent: 0
Interesting thoughts: 4
No.Times fallen in love with Jamie Oliver during 'Jamie's School Dinners': 4
Scary death dreams: 1
Times bored at work: 1. Now.
Times I was right and Rob was wrong: 1
Times Rob was right and I was wrong: 0
New Vileda Super-Mocia mops: 1 (i think i'm in love with a mop)
Total money spent on cleaning products: £22 (yeah but how clean is my bathroom)
Friends' birthdays forgotten: 3 (not gd.)
OC characters who've managed to remain geneologically un-related to any other character: 3